Things I learned

I learned a completely random thing tonight. I thought I should share it with all of you so you don't have to learn the hard way like I did.

If it's 8 degrees outside and you put your beer on a snowbank outside, some of it might freeze. And if you just happen to stick your finger down inside, sometimes you can break up the ice pack so you can drink your nice, icy cold beer. But if you happen to stick your finger into the bottle too far, you might get it stuck and all your dumb poker friends will laugh at you.

If this note can save just one embarrassing finger moment, then it was all worth it.