Good products vs. Bad products

Tonight as I was at home enjoying the season finale of The Deadliest Catch, I noticed some truly great products being advertised. As well as some truly awful products.

Good product:

Hood Red Sox Ice Cream:



I was actually enjoying some of this when it came on. You know how serious baseball is here when the largest dairy producer in the area has not one, but a whole LINE of Red Sox ice cream. Does your home town love their team that much? I think not.

Bad product:

Michelob Ultra Fruit flavors:



Where do I even begin with this idea?? Beer with specialty fruit flavors? Come on! Take a look at this list of swishy flavors...

- Tuscan Orange Grapefruit
- Pomegranate Raspberry
- Lime Cactus

Ok, so what is a Tuscan orange? Also in the lime cactus, does it taste like a cactus? What does a cactus taste like anyway? Plus is any MAN going to be caught dead drinking these?

Let's face it, beer is a man drink. It just is. It's sharp, it's bitter, it gives you awful breath. For the most part, it's a man drink. There isn't a straight man alive that is going to show up at a barbecue with a case of this sissy concoction that isn't going to get ragged on for YEARS for this one.

My predictions...record sales for Red Sox ice cream if they win another World Series...and Fruity Swishy Mich Ultra won't last until the World Series.