Thursday, March 19, 2009

My new career

So I was going to blog about the very distasteful coinslot that I saw while I was out drinking on St. Patty's Day, but the then Pam reminded me about this show I wanted to watch. Here is the preview of it:



I have decided I MUST be the host of this show. I need this job. I know, I know it sounds misogynistic and that I'm some closet women hater, but that's not it. Put dudes on that show and I'll do the same thing.

I just want to observe, then blast out the honest feedback and have someone at least pretend to give a shit. Until that day, I'll just keep blogging.

Honest opinion of the night: Big girl with the coinslot from St. Patty's Day...honey, first of all wear a t-shirt within 5 sizes of your real size. If you're not going to do that, please put on some panties with your low rise jeans. Please...for all of our sakes.

4 Comments:

NysaK said...

I went out on St Patty day, I did not have a coin slot however.

LMC said...

LOL! I have never heard it called a "coinslot". I've only heard it called "Plumber butt"

Anonymous said...

I call it a bike rack...

Unknown said...

The alternative is that if the girl is wearing a thong, we call it the Whale's Tale.